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Stewie: I don't know! We could be that kind of family. Oh, so then Jack takes these two pails of water and trips and totally falls down the hill. (chuckles): what is wrong with me today?-- and drove off a local bridge. If we're going to fix this relationship, we need a baby and we need it now. That's getting old, you know. I'm just going to take a little bit of his DNA, and soon we'll be proud parents, like Ron Livingston's parents. Stewie threatens to burn Brian in his bed after he is hit by him while trying to induce a miscarriage, alluding to the TV movie The Burning Bed in which a woman in an abusive relationship sets fire to her husband's bed while he slept. [The guys are at The Drunken Clam surrounded by foreign sports fans] Quagmire: God, the Clam sucks on Saturday mornings. I-I normally wouldn't do this, but I was already kind of in the middle of something, and I just need to quickly respond, and there I am finiiished. Well, I was only moody because you were so distant! The song played during Peter's viral video is "Hey There Delilah" by … That's gross! Now, what are the ingredients to a viral Internet video? All right, well, a U.S. convoy was ambushed in Kabul this morning, so now we're going to have a moment of silence in remembrance... That could be my favorite thing I ever seen. To trap Brian into spending more time with him, Stewie takes Brian's DNA and … Tropes Media Browse Indexes Forums Videos Family Guy; Stewie Is Enceinte: Season 13 Episode 12 Overall 243 Air Date March 8, 2015 Previous episode Encyclopedia Griffin: Next episode Dr. C and the Women: Looney Tunes Edition. Stewie: Could you do that thing where you take some fluid and tell me if it's going to be an imbecile or a cretin? Because I've been leaking. A page for describing Recap: Family Guy S 13 E 12 Stewie Is Enceinte. Is is that it? Abortion! I can't. Directed by Steve Robertson, Dominic Bianchi, James Purdum. Go push your buttons. Mazel tov! Oh, so then Jack takes these two pails of water and trips and totally falls down the hill. You're gonna have to drive a little faster! ... Stewie Is Enceinte 3/8/15. And in 18 years, he's going to move away! Bank. ON TV: CHANNEL 5 anchors TOM TUCKER and DIANE SIMMONS are talking about the topic of the day. Oh, um he's, uh he was, like, the main guy in Office Space. That's enough cake for you, Mary Beth. Hi, I'm Joe Swanson, and this is 30 impressions in 30 seconds. " So, I wanted to talk to you about... A-Are you just gonna leave it on the table? Your dish was just a live rabbit who thought he was taking a bath. So it is a bug? How old are you? Oh, and while I'm pregnant, I'm going to need you to change the cat litter. Okay, Chef Fudd, I was a little disappointed in you this week. It's starting to come out! Here it is. Stewie: Oh, God, I think another one's coming! What else? Brian, save the placenta. We'll see what we see. Hey, you want to go out and get some gluten-free pizza? Why not? You know what? They're getting really large, and I'm not sure if I'm completely covering them. And I worked really hard on taking a picture of myself every day for a year and then setting the photos to an emotional song. All right, I want tonight to be perfect. Why would you even do this? I don't know why anyone would want to be a parent, especially to four children. ♪ And I love what's goin' through me ♪ I saw he was scrubbing his back with a long celery stalk. Plot: When Stewie wants to hang out with Brian, he is blown off. I-I don't even know what that is! Let me ask you, are you leaking? Meanwhile, Peter and the guys try to make funny YouTube videos. I don't know. So, I wanted to talk to you about A-Are you just gonna leave it on the table? 1080pSubscribe to our channel for more video and press the bell icon. ♪ You give love... ♪. Now, Brian, did you have any questions for the doctor? Really? Hey there, Delilah, what's it like in New York City? Too late! Your dish was just a live rabbit who thought he was taking a bath. Well, you've been so distant lately. I will not! I guess he does. It's starting to come out! Jem Reviews takes a look at his most requested Family Guy episode to Review, "Stewie is Enceinte" Will he be able to survive all the disgusting imagery? Stewie is Enceinte is an episode of Family Guy. (groans) What is his name? The dancing frog that attracts the attention of the monkeys is a reference to the film The Accused in … Your v*g1n* seems to have a pen1s and two testicles. (moaning) You're gonna have to drive a little faster! Chef Sylvester, on the other hand, I'm happy to say your sufferin' succotash was absolutely delicious. Thank God! Oh, hey, look, you made a little dinner party. I like these. Writers: Gary Janetti. I'm still keeping all the gifts from the baby shower. But first, this week's viral video, "Fat Kid Hustles Through Crosswalk.". Oh, thank you for finding a way to make it sound horrible. It originally aired on Fox in the United States on March 28, 2010. Family Guy 's thirteenth season premiered on Fox in the United States on September 28, 2014, and ended on May 17, 2015.. You can't see my nipples, can you? I'm gonna lay it all out for Brian why we should have a baby together. Is he gonna do it again? I'm gonna lay it all out for Brian why we should have a baby together. A couple weeks? What? Oh, no! Let's go to Whole Foods and buy a bunch of stuff from that weird aisle nobody else goes down. That could be my favorite thing I ever seen. Take that, hatless! This will impregnate me with the child that will bring Brian and me back together! Is it dead? Holy! The whole point of this was for us to spend more time together. This is real life, mister, so man up! Boy, they just went right after Cleveland, didn't they? Oh, God, it's coming! That sucks. Three suits for 99 bucks?! (phone buzzes) Nah, nah, I'm not gonna get it. Oh, my goodness. Ron Livingston! Oh, my God! Oh, not to worry, there are places where those people can be warehoused. Oh, God, I think another one's coming! marks an incomplete episode. Family Guy - Season 6 - Stewie … You hit me! We do not judge the machine. ♪ Having my baby ♪ Such as "Missing more Actions & Speakers". But from strictly eyeballing you, I'd say everything looks fine. You had a baby shower? And I'm trying to keep the more attractive ones in this area. Like Buster Keaton did in his first talking picture. My turn again? What is a penguin? Okay, thanks, Bonnie. Hey, you want to go out and get some gluten-free pizza? Well, you know what? Stewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the guys try to make a viral video. I'm sick of it. I-I normally wouldn't do this, but I was already kind of in the middle of something, and I just need to quickly respond, and there I am finiiished. Okay, so just normal penguin stuff now. That's it, Rupert! Why are you so obsessed with circumcision? ♪ And you're to blame ♪ For those of you who loved "Screaming Sheep," we've got "Opera Penguin. (high-pitched): Well, it takes two people to break a record. F.D. It is a 44-minute-long crossover with The Simpsons , and was written by Patrick Meighan and directed by Peter Shin . Dad, can I get one of your head on the belly? You need to get a big fat abortion right this second! How are we gonna pay for that? That has been bugging me all day. It aired on Fox in the United States on May 3, 2015, and is written by Jaydi Samuels and directed by Brian Iles . Don't let your chocolate levels get too low. You look like you're 40, which means whatever you've got in there is 100% brain-damaged. Hey, I need you to take me to the doctor for my prenatal vitamins. Can I get a soda? Meg sits at the table, reading a Cosmo Girl magazine and Chris plays with a Rubik’s Cube. Why are you being such a jerk? I got a viral Internet video that's gonna go straight to the top of the charts. The show is quickly and … I saw a scary boy doing this, and I thought I'd try it. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Stewie_Is_Enceinte?oldid=137346. The whole point of what? Oh, hey, Bri. The whole point of this was for us to spend more time together. Wait a minute-- Joe and Bonnie never used to spend time together until they had Susie. I want to eat it. I saw a scary boy doing this, and I thought I'd try it. It is maintained by a Family Guy fan. Coming up, a white waiter at a Chinese restaurant? Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Now I just have to get into the machine, and then the machine does whatever it has to do to me in order to successfully impregnate me. Brian, save the placenta. And we did. Not too ridiculous for you to put a baby in me. Stewie gets himself pregnant with Brian's DNA, thinking a baby would bring them closer together. We're going to have a baby! If you ever lay a finger on me again, I'll burn you in your bed. Could could you do that now, please? The button broke off? All of Stewie and Brian's children are half-human/half-dog hybrids, yet Dylan, another biological child of Brian's, is seemingly entirely human. Well, this slut is having your baby! We can't have a baby, Stewie! Brian, you've got to call the doula! The crowning moment of this kind of personality was in the two-part epi… Oh, thank you for finding a way to make it sound horrible. We are going to be spending a fortune on schools. All the things that make us. Oh, we should be gluten-free together! Oh, we're going to want these, Brian, believe me. You're the one who insisted I be a stay-at-home mom. It's just that Brian's been so distant lately, and we used to be inseparable-- like Jack and Jill. Stewie: Laugh and cry! Oh, my God, that thing's positive! Your feet! So maybe we can find another frog for somethin' like that. Okay, let's see. The season begins with an hour-long crossover with The … Oh, I caught two of them trying to eat each other, so that's something we need to watch out for. The dancing frog that attracts the attention of the monkeys is a reference to the film The Accused in which Jodie Foster's Sarah … Having my baby I'm a woman in love And I love what's goin' through me Having my baby Having my baby It's another way of sayin' how much I love you I love you Having my baby Having my baby Okay, now people really love that viral video of a monkey forcin' that sex act on a frog at the zoo. You're getting warmer. "Get rid of it"? Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey-sack tourney! (moans) Brian, I need you to take me to the hospital. His name's not Dick, you idiot. Th-This is, like, the worst time to ask for a soda. I thought, while we filmed, we'd just keep all of our stuff on your lap. Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, and much more Family Guy, Family Guy images, reference, pop culture, references, look up, Stewie, The … I always want to hang out with you, too! Yeah, the deaf one didn't hear Joe's lawnmower. Directed by Steve Robertson, Dominic Bianchi, James Purdum. Hey, you know, that's what we ought to do. Stop talking like that! I'm a thousand miles away But, girl, tonight you look so pretty Yes, you do Times Square can't shine as bright as you I swear it's true Yeah, so we're, uh, thinking about selling the house. Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, and much more Family Guy, Family Guy images, reference, pop culture, references, look up, Stewie, The … Let's go! I don't know! Thanks. Everything goes wrong, when stewie knows that "I can only make Brian even closer if we have a baby together to raise. Now, before we begin, I want you to know the record is just past my watch. Note: This is based on the original script for the episode. So, I wanted to... You're looking at it. FAMILY GUY--THE PROM (SPEC SCRIPT) FADE IN: INT. Family Guy - Stewie is Pregnant with Brian's Child!!! Oh, I caught two of them trying to eat each other, so that's something we need to watch out for. (phone buzzes) Great. Oh, my God, you're serious! How old are you? Late? This hurts too much! Now, what are the ingredients to a viral lnternet video? Geez, how far along are you? I got a viral Internet video that's gonna go straight to the top of the charts. You know, I was actually thinking, this could be a chance for you to finally make things right. I'm not sure exactly. I mean, you have all these amazing qualities, and I'm kind of good-looking. What kind of monster hits a pregnant toddler! Well, you do have a son that you were never there for. www.drodd.com. Okay, Chef Fudd, I … He spent his time, devising evil plans and constructing inventions that he would use to cause some sort of a crime. ♪ It's another way of sayin' how much I love you ♪ All right, Rupert, the fertilization device is complete. I'm sick of it. Well, maybe you should look at the part of me where there's a baby coming out! It's a divorced woman who knows about lady parts and cheers you on. All right, let's check our YouTube channel and see how we're doing. Peter: [Coming out of the tent] What a rip-off, it's just Kim Cattrall sitting Indian style. Look at how tiny all these clothes are. Stewie: Well, whatever comes out, save it. I was only distant because you've been so moody lately. Well, I was only moody because you were so distant! Cats. Y-You're not leaving me alone with these things. Too late! Lois is in charge of the kids. I just got to get away for a couple weeks. After a few seconds, Brian and Stewie Griffin suddenly run into view, both … Family Guy Fun, Ultimate Family Guy look up site! No? I got plans. How attached to them are you? ♪. Here are some of the best and funniest moments from Stewie Griffin.I do not own ANY of the property and rights, they are owned by Twentieth Century Fox. If you ever lay a finger on me again, I'll burn you in your bed. Who? Geez, that word looks even harsher when it's in all caps. Why don't you spin another tale, crap-tooth? Hey, you know, that's what we ought to do. You look a little young. I think it's coming out of my mouth! Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. We see an empty street. Eh, you know what? Oh, we're going to want these, Brian, believe me. Stewie: I think it's coming out of my mouth! himself on me. Stewie Griffin started off as a evil genius, bent on taking over the world and also killing his mother, Lois Griffin. You like Dick! Yes. Our first priority should be to keep the vinyl clean. I don't know. ♪ Shot through the heart ♪ What is happening?! I just feel like once I get them on a schedule, everything will be fine. And then we took it to the dentist, and he put it back in her mouth. You need to get a big fat abortion right this second! "Family Guy" Stewie Is Enceinte subtitles. Yeah, so we're, uh, thinking about selling the house. ♪, ♪ Family Guy 13x12 ♪ What the hell are you doing? Are there a lot of stairs in this building? Some sad news this morning as 38 schoolchildren drowned when their-- excuse me-- when their school bus hit a patch of ice and drove off a loc-- what is wrong with me today?-- and drove off a local bridge. Please visit the official site for Family Guy. Brian: Oh, God, they're crawling all over me! Image 15 of 30. Stewie: Ha!I got your hat! Why am I always apologizing for how good-looking I am? Brian, I need you to take me to the hospital. I took your DNA and inserted it into my temporary uterus through my fertilization device. When Stewie … Storyboarders: Annemarie Brown, Helen Kim, Dave Sherburne. I just put Jack and Rose down for their nap. How old are you? We do not judge Stewie. Here's little Chubbo pulling up the rear. Our child is growing inside me! Wait, what are you talking about? I was only distant because you've been so moody lately. "Get rid of it"? Not at all. "Family Guy" Stewie Is Enceinte subtitles. Some sad news this morning as 38 schoolchildren drowned when their-- (yawning loudly) excuse me-- when their school bus hit a patch of ice and drove off a loc-- (yawning). Stop doing that! I don't know why anyone would want to be a parent, especially to four children. I mean, you have all these amazing qualities, and I'm kind of good-looking. God, we need so much stuff. www.drodd.com. ♪ Yes, you do ♪ And I've also been experiencing a little morning sickness. Because I've been leaking. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. ♪ Is violence in movies and s*x on TV ♪ I-I won't look at it. I can't believe Chris gets four million hits just crossing the street. 'Cause I think we're really gonna surprise everyone. Are there a lot of stairs in this building? Oh, wait, I don't know if you're gonna be in it, Joe. Four, five, six, seven. You really are a natural caregiver, aren't you? Is Lois pregnant again? FAMILY GUY "INVASION OF THE GRIFFIN SNATCHERS" 9. I just put Jack and Rose down for their nap. What is his name? I say, this is my best idea since I robbed a Joseph A. Jill had a tooth fall out, and she swallowed it, and then we had to root through her feces to find it. First, I add Brian's hair and saliva, and some preschool applications, because we are already way behind. You know what, we should just go out and start filming. Okay, just a few more worrrds... annnd... d-done. We should've just gotten Jimmy Fallon to do any lame thing. Oh Can you see the head? Don't let your chocolate levels get too low. So maybe we can find another frog for somethin' like that. Do you even have a placenta? Oh, look at you-- you're flyin'! Stewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the … He was also somehow able to get ahold of various forms of weaponry from grenades to guns to arrows and would constantly use them in an attempt to kill Lois, which he would always fail at. Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 Quotes. That's how Brian and I are going to improve our relationship. Well, whatever comes out, save it. Why are you so obsessed with circumcision? What is his name? ♪ A page for describing Recap: Family Guy S 13 E 12 Stewie Is Enceinte. It is maintained by a Family Guy fan. Two days, six months there's a certain amount of guesswork involved in this. For those of you who loved "Screaming Sheep," we've got "Opera Penguin. How did Murphy Brown make this look so easy?! His name's not Dick, you idiot. I know that Family Guy is not everyone's show, but dear god, this episode was one of the worst easily, like there is no jokes at all and the script is just disturbing and nauseating. I thought if we had a baby it would bring us closer together. Let's do it! And mint chip ice cream. Take me to jail! And then we took it to the dentist, and he put it back in her mouth. And I worked really hard on taking a picture of myself every day for a year and then setting the photos to an emotional song. And I've also been experiencing a little... morning sickness. And they're coming out of everywhere! Brian we're pregnant! Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, and much more Family Guy, Family Guy images, reference, pop culture, references, look up, Stewie, The … All right, Peter, get the camera ready. People are gonna think I had s*x with a male baby and then got him pregnant! The Joker and … Tropes Media Browse Indexes Forums to go out and some... 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